I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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