so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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