that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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