We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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