Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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