what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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