I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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