I cockslap morals
Quick, to the slutcave!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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