i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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