At least make sure they are 18
Why
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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