She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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