You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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