She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
