Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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