yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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