You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Damn victory sex feels great
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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