I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Randomize
