You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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