he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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