Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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