More tranny stories later!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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