She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize