Dual....:-)
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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