CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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