He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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