I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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