wat bout pragnant strippers??
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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