found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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