So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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