But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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