He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
