Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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