I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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