She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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