Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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