As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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