My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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