Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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