my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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