trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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