nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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