Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Porn is love you can see.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My dick has a subreddit
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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