I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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