wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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