I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
our cab driver is having phone sex.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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