oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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