Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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