Cold hands, warm shart.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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