Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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