i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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