did you get engaged???
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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