I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
