Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She told me I should be a condom model.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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