Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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