my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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