i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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